Babies-are-weird

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babies-are-weird

Title text: I hate you! I hate you!

Votey

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Babies are so weird.

They'll cry and cry, like it's the end of the world. Then, you find out they want a certain toy and

Give it to them, and they're

Immediately happy! Like nothing

Happened.

What would you

I think I'd feel

Do different?

Really good, but I'd pretend to still be sad in order to not appear

If I got upset because I wanted something, then suddenly got it.P

Shallow.

I'd change my

And then, I'd act particularly stoical during my subsequent social interactions to make up for the display of weakness that was necessary to

Apparent emotional state slowly, so people wouldn't think I was faking it earlier.

Secure my goal.

You shouldn't have told me that. I won't take your future

Waaaaah!

Outbursts seriously.

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I want a more stimulating job, and a cookie.

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