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Title text: Parsimony is for wimps. |
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- / noticed that squirrels bury far more acorns
- Than they can ever dig up.
- The common hypothesis is that burying many acorns is less energetically expensive than burying
- I have a
- Better theory
- Them in specific places and remembering
- Acorns evolved to look like the heads of dead
- Squirrels.
- When the acorn falls, the squirrel is so affronted, it buries the "head' immediately
- But, no sooner has he buried the gruesome thing than another falls nearby.
- As more fall, the squirrel struggles in vain
- To bury them as fast as possible.
- By the time spring is over many acorns have been buried and the squirrel has been driven beyond the pale of sanity.
- The result is twofold
- The tree is able to reproduce since its seeds have been sown everywhere
- The squirrel, who is now "nuts" finds sustenance during winter by digging up the skulls of the dead, and eating their brains
- I will now put a whole bunch of fourteenth order differential equations on the projector, which will make you afraid to look stupid by
- Any questions?
- Asking questions
- I will now transmit my results to all pop science websites.
- sigh?
- Smbc-comics.com
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- The "nuts" joke made it all worth it.
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