Profits-and-process

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profits-and-process
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Votey[edit]

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A problem arose.
According to our study, you can make millions of dollars by running as a third-tier presidential candidate.
The benefits proved irresistable.
Currently, 23% of candidates are running
Explicity to get book sales. Next time, it'll be 48% within 20 years, the only people actually running for president will be hipsters doing it ironically.
A strange incentive structure was created. Ma am, you. Actually have a chance of
0
Winning
Oh god.
What?! I am not taking a pay cut
A new form of competition was born.
Sir, the lead candidate just said all immigrants
Are pedophiles.
How horrible.
How do I top that?
A completely novel style of rhetoric came into fashion.
You know what's wrong with this country? Registered voters!
As candidates became more relentlessly self-destructive, it became harder and harder to pick the least bad ones.
This one said all minorities should be killed that one said all minorities should be turned into food. So. I guess
The second one is being more
Environmentally
Friendly?
Disenchantment swept the nation.
This year, only 67 of eligible voters went to the poul
You mean 67 percent, right?
I do
Not.
Soon, exactly one voter remained
Humiliateme! Do it!
This is what democracy looks like.
Lick the boot, loser!
Taste the lash, piggy!
More more
dear
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Votey Transcript[edit]

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Make me watch cable news!

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