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Votey[edit]
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- [Describe panel here]
- A problem arose.
- According to our study, you can make millions of dollars by running as a third-tier presidential candidate.
- The benefits proved irresistable.
- Currently, 23% of candidates are running
- Explicity to get book sales. Next time, it'll be 48% within 20 years, the only people actually running for president will be hipsters doing it ironically.
- A strange incentive structure was created. Ma am, you. Actually have a chance of
- 0
- Winning
- Oh god.
- What?! I am not taking a pay cut
- A new form of competition was born.
- Sir, the lead candidate just said all immigrants
- Are pedophiles.
- How horrible.
- How do I top that?
- A completely novel style of rhetoric came into fashion.
- You know what's wrong with this country? Registered voters!
- As candidates became more relentlessly self-destructive, it became harder and harder to pick the least bad ones.
- This one said all minorities should be killed that one said all minorities should be turned into food. So. I guess
- The second one is being more
- Environmentally
- Friendly?
- Disenchantment swept the nation.
- This year, only 67 of eligible voters went to the poul
- You mean 67 percent, right?
- I do
- Not.
- Soon, exactly one voter remained
- Humiliateme! Do it!
- This is what democracy looks like.
- Lick the boot, loser!
- Taste the lash, piggy!
- More more
- dear
- smbc-conics.com
Votey Transcript[edit]
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- [Describe panel here]
- Make me watch cable news!
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