Conspiracy-theory

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conspiracy-theory

Title text: Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.

Votey

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Yes, mister president?

Look at this!

There are these crazy conspiracy theorists who think every time a plane leaves behind condensation

Yeah, and there are also people

Who think the

Moon landing was

It's the government dropping chemicals!

A hoax. What's

Your point?

This is the biggest opportunity in history!

Now we can actually do all that stuff, and nobody will believe it!

Huh?

I want a plane to drop squirrel piss on every county that didn't vote for me.

Sir, that's definitely

Illegal.

Execute plan x on target 9z.

Are you punishing emplovees via tiny planes of squirrel pee?

I dare you to go to the media.

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Can I have a tissue?

Of course.

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