Extra-sausage

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extra-sausage

Title text: He's actually an adjunct professor of literature.

Votey

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Ma'am,

You

Should

Understand it's not sausage in the sense that we took large tubes of cured meat, roughly the size and shape of a penis, and sliced them onto your pizza.

It's just little bits of low-quality salted meat. They come in a frozen vacuum-sealed meat cartridge.

If you were planning to seduce me, you should've either ordered mushrooms, or specified italian sausage and paid a little extra.

Are you, by any chance a bachelor of the arts?

If the metaphor ain't apt, this junk stays untappeo.

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600 meats

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