One-wish

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one-wish

Title text: I'm amazed there's no erotic economics fiction called Perverse Incentives.

Votey

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A man was given one wish

I wish to outlive all of my enemies

This created a perverse incentive

I need to make sure my enemies are healthy

The man got to work

808! Long time no talk. Do you ano my ex-wife still go on long hikes? You know, stress is hard on the heart!

His kindness was so earnest that people couldn't help but listen

You know.

No, you were right in fact, youve been right so often, you deserve to retire! Move to the beach./ enjoy your money!

Maybe shouldn't have fired you.

The kindness became reciprocal

I'm sorry I once stabbed you in the neck.

I'm sorry I set your house on fire.

Friends?

Tm

Friends.

This created a problem

Oh god they're no longer enemies.

The man set out to make new enemies. Enemies with ideal qualities.

Oid you just call my baby a scumbag?

I did. I mean he's probably got like, ninety years

Ahead of him

But young people are hard to turn into foes.

Ha/ this old dude called me a buttwead and tried to fight me

Did you get selfie?

Oh yeah wanna watch cartoons?

Worse, the man's earuer kindness had spread into society

No on6 knows what started it but a wave of forgiveness is washing over the

World

The world became a place of love and kindness.

Come on! Im standing ov your dog! Getmad

I'm sure you have a good reason and look! His tail is wagging.

Finally he lost his sanity. There is no safety there are no enemies!

His body outlived his mind

Your wish is

Technically granted.

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I gotta write shorter jokes

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