On-the-topic-of-early-birds-and-worms

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on-the-topic-of-early-birds-and-worms

Title text: The early human gets to keep its job!

Votey

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The early bird gets the worm.

By golly, I'm an industrious citizen.

But the early fox gets the bird.

I just love getting up to an alarm.

At some point, the late bird shows up.

Christ, the sun is bright today

By the time the late bird arrives, only the slowest, least-motivated worms are surfacing.

Mind if I eat you, bro?

whatever.

And only the laziest of foxes are trying to catch him.

Screw this. I'm gonna go eat at a landfill

What's the moral of this

Natural selection

Is complicated.

Story?

Biological fairy tales

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Also, birds illove cigarettes.

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