Biblical-literalism

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biblical-literalism

Title text: Also, that one thing the Romans did.

Votey

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Dad, how can you believe the bible is completely

The next day as they were leaving

Bethany, Jesus was hungry. Seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to find out if it had any fruit. When he reached it,

Accurate?

Easy.

he found nothing but leaves, because it

was not the season for figs. Then he said

Read mark ii:I2-14.

to the tree, "May no one ever eat fruit

from you again." And his disciples

heard him say it.

I don't get it.

Only if I were really really honest.

If you were writing a biography of your hero, would you include the part where he yelled at a tree in front of everyone?

Proof by mortification.

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Earlier

I'm gonna make it so he only yells at one tree

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