A-tree

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a-tree

Title text: A Tree

Votey

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When I'm buried, I want a tree planted above my body

Over a lifetime of bad health decisions, I've filled my body with heavy metals, like cadmium

And lead.

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When the tree reaches down into my corpse, it'll suck up those subtle poisons.

The tree will fruit, and children will gather around to feast upon its bounty.

Ha. Hahaha! Hahahaha!

Ahahahahahahah/

I think we're going

Please spread my ashes

To have you cremated.

In the air-recirculator

Of a plane.

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Votey Transcript

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We're not even going to pick up your ashes.

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