2015-02-25

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2015-02-25

Title text: 2015-02-25

Votey

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Apology cards sorted by discipline

Physics:

If the universe is deterministic, it's not my fault.

If the universe has random outcomes, I couldn't have predicted that my behavior would

Upset you.

Chemistry:

Given that my

Mistake was only pom of the time in our relationship, I think it can safely be ignored.

Biology:

Listen, if you wanted perfection, you shouldn't have

Dated someone with

3.9 billion years of evolutionary history.

Psychology:

According to a survey of twenty white college students, you shouldn't still be mad at me.

Therefore, it is fact.

Economics:

Reauty always achieves instant equilibrium. So, you're not even

Mad any more.

Philosophy:

I'm going to need you to prove 'emotion* is a

Meaningful category before I believe 'you" are upset.

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Votey Transcript

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