2015-01-14

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2015-01-14

Title text: 2015-01-14

Votey

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When vespasian conquered judea, he had coins minted to commemorate his victory.

Date palm, symbol of judea

Weeping judean.

This struck me as (1) really dickish, and (a) a great idea for my own kingdom.

These coins shall be used in the household. You may earn them with chores and exchange them for money.

This image is not appropriate for children, dad.

Your mother

And I screwed

Twice this

Week.

Now, fresh coins are minted for all of my achievements.

This is you with eagle wings, soaring through space.

My fantasy football team came in second place in the entire office.

It's tearing my family apart.

I'm glad you got susie to clean her room, but this coin is really mean.

Let the coin show how susie wept for her withheld phone!

But I have never felt so alive.

Let this token tell far and wide of my recent promotion-without-a-rase!

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