2015-01-12

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2015-01-12

Title text: 2015-01-12

Votey

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We had a great idea for insurance fraud

There's all this stuff people are afraid of that isn't actually real! We can insure people against it, but require empirical proof before paying out.

Business was good.

We can insure your house against ghost-related damage. Half off on werewolf insurance if you buy now.

We expanded into pseudoscience.

If the fact that you're a capricorn results in you damaging your car, you merely have to prove it to us, and we will pay out.

But the real money was in conspiracy theories.

Y6s, maam. If the president invades your bunker and raids your cream corn stash, by god you will be made whole again yes. Yes $400 per month

This all turned out to be illegal.

When you signed him up, did you have any intention to ever payout for flooding

Caused by leprechauns.

When you say)

Bearing in mind the video of you giggling while selling this policy.

Intention

But there was a bigger problem: Moral hazard.

Dude! Are you summoning-meph/stopheles??

It's cool babe. I have demon insurance.

I

We're all in hell now.

But things worked out okay.

I see you worked

In insurance.

Yep

Would you

Like to be head of

Eye-scraping?

Would

Ip

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Votey Transcript

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You guys are spooky. Day

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