2015-01-06

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2015-01-06

Title text: 2015-01-06

Votey

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Vonino d now neiver we -candidates to pretend to be regular folks," despite being more powerful than most people who have ever

And I told my chef, 'no! Put american cheese on that pheasant!"

This is demeaning to dignified candidates and wasteful of society's time.

What if I just leveled with people about how

I'm rich, but I still care?

Is that

True?

It was, five or six elections ago.

My question is this: If we have the power to make candidates pretend to be what they aren't why not go for something more amusing?

For example, they could roleplay characters from beloved novels.

I share the small town values of the shire, which is why I support increased funding for pastry and defense against dragons,

Or mythical creatures.

As a merman, I understand the importance of enuironmental

Regulation!

I or really really cute things.

As a snuggly-pile of kitties, I think we should bring laser pointer manufacturing back here to akron, ohio!

Or maybe just household objects.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout! I'll audit the fed and see what they'r about.

Call your senator

Caption: Demand pre-presidential roleplay now! See if you can get them to respond in klingon

Votey Transcript

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10 points to anyone who actually does this.

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