2014-08-29

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2014-08-29

Title text: 2014-08-29

Votey

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[Describe panel here]

Psst! Come with me!

Walk softly, norman. He's watching

What is this? How did you know my name:

Norman, listen. None of this is real. You're just a character in a college student's play about the emptiness of bourgeois values.

What?

Quiet. Hell hear you!

A

You know how you work a job you don't love in order to feed your family

Yeah?

You've got to stop!

Why

It's going to be represented as a supreme elf-abnegation you've buried in your subconscious

What?! I'm perfectly aware that my job isn't great! I have interesting hobbies and I have a lot of free time, and my family

Shhh

If you don't quit, you'll have a scene where the metaphorical death embodied in your being middle class results in your actual death.

Come

It's bullsh-

Shhhi I shouldn't even be here!

How come nobody ever writes plays about how a steady job with

Benefits a pretty good deal

Would you watch that?

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Votey Transcript

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[Describe panel here]

God you're stodgy

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