2014-07-26

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2014-07-26

Title text: 2014-07-26

Votey

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The humans are fascinating they're like other sapient races but uniquely, they lack an objective sense organ.

What do you mean? How is that possible?

They just don't. They have a barrage of "sense organs which give different general ideas about what's around them

I don't understand

Like, if you gave one a ball of middle element it would say "this feels cold," meaning it felt energy leaving its body. Or, it might say, this is heavy," meaning its mass has a large directional tendency in local spacetime or it might say "this is meaning it reflects light. Then it would say "this is iron.

But all of those are conditional relative statements. They're almost

Vacuous. Why not just perceive middle element and use your concept transmitter to tell otherg about it?

They don't

Have a concept

Transmittei

What?! How do they mate?

Badly. One triggers another's sense organ with an assurance of affection the other considers the assurance statistically and decides

Whether to proceed

What a nightmare. Itd be lkk you were born in a tiny cavity inside a giant sphere, and the only way to communicate was by poking astick through a narrow hole in the wall!

Yep

Now... imagine those beings somehow create spaceghips,

Warp drives, and fusion bombg.

What

We're scared so you get missiles

The oniverse is doomed

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Votey Transcript

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I promise a short joke tomorrow!

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