2014-06-05

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2014-06-05

Title text: 2014-06-05

Votey

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Work mister swanson

S going on?

Soon.

Interdimensional travel is now possible, and other dimensions are sending spies. In most cases, we cannot recognize them, but they recognize you.

Mister swanson, the universe

Needs you

Huh?

In every other universe - you are an evil mega-genius who rises to world power, reigns from space with an iron fist, and kills half of humanity before he is stopped. You are the greatest, most terrible, human being ever born.

Every other universe - in literally

Why is this universe different?

In this universe, you get dumped by sally at age 19 and use the sadness as an excuse to never finish that engineering degree.

30 years later, you're a lonely unkempt miser, friendly to nobody, but completely harmless, who currently works at

We need you to walk around all day while we watch for strangers who scowl at you for no reason.

Whitecastle.

Who

Manages at whitecastle.

Those people are

About 10% of them, yeg

Interoimensional

Spies?

Votey Transcript

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Stay in school, kids!

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