2014-05-26

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2014-05-26

Title text: 2014-05-26

Votey

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Sexually active host.

If the microorganigm's host is a social animal the microrganism should have evolved to manipulate its host into being an amazing sex partner in order to increase transmission.

However too many stds can lower social standing. Thus, we propose the std optimum, also known as "the sweet spot also known as 'the crabs nebula"

The y axis is desirability. The x axis is the product of std quantity and std seriousness.

At the apex are those individuals with a diverse bodily ecosystem of non-serious sexual pathogens.

They are the unsung heroes of the sexual realm. Perhaps they go out at night to diversify their biomes. Perhaps they do it in secret so no one knows the trouble they goto perhaps they find these species and say "take what you will of my body, and perhaps my spouses and make os better/"

Question: Do you have any evidence for any of this?

N of 1, but she's really smart.

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Votey Transcript

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And hot. 160

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