2014-01-27

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2014-01-27

Title text: 2014-01-27

Votey

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We have to

What? Why?

Break up.

My quantum computer did a scan of all possible universes where we stay together. Only five percent contain

But we could be in the five percent!

Unlikely.

Happy longterm relationships.

But just by making your

Sorry, you're in the one percent of universes

Calculation, youre further reducing the odds. Does your five percent figure include universes that you scanned?

Where meta-analysis won't change my decision.

I'm gonna find me a girl who doesn't subscribe to multiverse theory!

Fine!

What're the odds of that?!

Dammit,

Votey Transcript

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This universe sucks.

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