2013-12-07

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2013-12-07

Title text: 2013-12-07

Votey

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Definitely not procreation.

That leaves seven phyla: Fun, lust, apology, despair, frustration confusion, and maintenance

nice

Fun.

You sure it's not maintenance? Maintenance has a lot of cladistic similarity to fun. You really have to look at the first two or three minutes of sex and consider reaction time and pupil dilation.

Can't it be both?

Sorry the entire maintenance sex tree is monophyletic. But, it has three major branches: Love, fear, and habit

Why can't we just have sex?

We just transitioned to frustration sex! This is the first confirmed horizontal transfer of sex taxonomy!

Oh my god.

Forget it. I'm going to sleep.

Just as I feared.

The hybrid is stillborn

Votey Transcript

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That's gold!

You're weird. Ra

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