2013-01-21

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2013-01-21

Title text: 2013-01-21

Votey

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Bad news.

I've chosen to take your lack of interest in me as a clever ruse to lure me into the romantic relationship I've desired for several months now.

Oh god no

But it's not the case I just find you completely unappealing ! There isn't anything complex here

Hey/whoa. You think this is easy for me?

I'm going to be out of the dating market

For at least two

Possibly up to five

Years.

But-

And let's not forget the time and money involved in leaving multiple messages with you every single day! And sending holiday cards! Do you think oncomfortably romantic gifts buy themselves?

No, but-

And what if you leave town?! I'll have to coincidentallyfind a nearby job, probably at a pay cut. Do you think that'll be easy for me?/

I think-

Listen, we can debate this all day, or we can treat it like the minor natural disaster it is, ride it out as best we can, then pick up the pieces like mature

Adults.

All right. Where do we

• sigh

Start?

I got you this vial of my blood for valentine's day,

I alrbady have a boyfrignd

Caption: I made him one too!

Votey Transcript

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Also, valentine's is 6 months from now

Not if it's every day!

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