2012-12-19

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2012-12-19

Title text: 2012-12-19

Votey

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And mommies and daddies have sex so they can make cute little babies, like you!

What?!

I've overheard you having sex on 73 different occasions, subsequent to which you've had only one child, statistically at least 98.5% of the sex is for mysterious non-baby reasons.

The reason was unknown in many cases, but 13 were preceded by boredom, 7 were preceded by the resolution of an argument, and 2a happened during or after an r-rated movie.

That's not-. Well, it's. Huh. Yeah, actually that's about right.

On this basis, I can predict that any time you've resolved an argument, then gotten bored while watching an r-rated movie, sex will ensue, and its purpose will not be babies.

Later

How'd the sex talk go?

I learned a lot.

Votey Transcript

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Wanna watch an r-rated movie? $25

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