2012-11-07

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2012-11-07

Title text: 2012-11-07

Votey

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Because distance is infinitely divisible, if you assign number pairs to each letter of the alphabet, you can specify any string of letters just by pointing to a very specific place on this centimeter and getting its decimal output.

00=a 01=b Oa:c

In fact, that sentence I just said is at a particular point on the centimeter, as was this one, and whatever you or I say in the future.

The centimeter has read every book there will ever be and knows every scientific fact that can be. It knows the future of our friendship. It knows how we'll die. It knows how the universe ends and how it began.

a+a=3

Up is down rotated 90 degrees

What's the point of doing anything then?

Well, the centimeter also kknows" a bunch of crazy

Stuff.

Ponies aren't awesome

So I know infinity less than the centimeter, but have infinity better discretion.

Yeah, that's basically your life. You know relatively no information, but you're

Relatively great

At using it.

I bet if I tell Bobby about this, he'll like me

Caption: Well, you're okay at using it.

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