2012-10-27

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2012-10-27

Title text: 2012-10-27

Votey

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That's your pickup line?

I have a tiny penis.

Hm?

It's so tiny, it affected my body image, forcing me to spend every spare moment mastering the sensual arts.

I have more anatomic knowledge than a doctor, more knowledge of your nerves than a neurologist, more erotic expertise than a gigolo, I know every inch of your body already by touch. By smell. By taste.

Oh, there are other men in this bar with tiny penises.

But none so tiny, so thimble-like, as mine.

When shakespeare said "sweet are the uses of adversity

He was talking about my wiener.

Take me now

Votey Transcript

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God, I'm clever.

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