2012-10-11

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2012-10-11

Title text: 2012-10-11

Votey

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Oh, hi mister newton.

I'm here to patent infinitesimal calculus for solutions to physics problems.

All right, you will own the rights for seven years, at which point they will expire.

Don't bother reading the claim because you won'-understand. Just accept that it's over your head and grant me control over it.

Nope. I now have a patent on systems changing with respect to time. Therefore, if you expire my patent, you're violating my patent.

Caption: I'm just gonna go grab the manager.

If you use momentum to get there, you owe me royalties.

Votey Transcript

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[Describe panel here]

I also own your instantaneous hesitation.

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