2012-07-14

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2012-07-14

Title text: 2012-07-14

Votey

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Human not have free will

We were too macroscopic to access quantum randomness, so we didn't meet sufficient conditions for deterministic choices.

Human body

Size

Randomnegs

Until we built a maching that gave us access to the smaller level

It randomly emits particles that scramble some neuron

Activity making your choices cease to be

Re-determineo

The users didn't feel any different.

I have free will!

That's nice. I still need you to scrub all the lavatories in the prison complex.

But there was an important philosophical distinction.

Whoa, wait! I didn't rob a bank./ I didn't have

Okay, but why the lack

A quantum access chip

So I had no choice

Of pants?

It all starts with the

Boundary conditions of the universe

The philosophical distinction led to a

Political one.

The only people who can be blamed for bad things are q.A.C. Users! Therefore all bad things must be their fault,

The revolution was swift and brutal.

Death to the free willers! They have drowned the world in sorrow!

Okay but why the lack of pants?

The random motion of atoms in my body.

Human beings no longer have free will

I can't believe we

Who's this "we ?

Killed all of the

Quantum scientists

Votey Transcript

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This idea is too heavy. Better take off someone's pants.

boby

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