2012-06-06

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2012-06-06

Title text: 2012-06-06

Votey

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Gimme the password

Or the boy dies!

I've implanted a chip in his brain

That alters his

Perception of time

So, if a projectile breaks his skin at a

Kinetic energy that is

Likely to cause death,

The chip activates and

Mentally simulates an

Entire lifetime of

Happiness for him!

But it's not a real lifetime!

True, but because it's unreal it will be a lifetime without woe or hardship. Without the need to kill to live or dissect to discover a life where truth and beauty are perfected and

Manifest everywhere

Well... what if I kill you?! Gimme the password orill kill you!

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I'm also chipped

Could I get

One of those?

You saved me,

I love you, son. Love you so much

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You're the best

Mommy ever!

That's odd he was right next to you

When I shot

Him. Why aren't

You covered in

Blood? Why aren't you

Crying?

Because I'm the happiest boy ever and you're the best mommy and nothing's

Wrong at all

Votey Transcript

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