2012-05-25
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2012-05-25 |
Title text: 2012-05-25 |
Votey[edit]
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- [Describe panel here]
- Daddy, what'd you get me for christmas?
- Son,
- Come on now. You're better
- Than that. Christmas isn't about gifts.
- Gifts are just
- A medium people use
- To express feelings.
- Like this year I got mommy's mommy a holiday emblem that isn't compatible with her religious views. It's not just a gift- it's a sign of contempt and an expression
- Of the fact that I and mommy will run this family however we damn well please.
- I also got my boss a sixty
- Dollar gift certificate. I don't
- Care if she enjoys it. I just
- Want her to think I like
- Her so she doesn't see me
- As a career threat until
- It's too late.
- Oh! And I'm getting you an expensive video game set, even though it'll hurt your grades, I want other kids to see it and tell their parents how wealthy I am, thus increasing my status
- In the community.
- Bobby christmas shouldn't be about materialism. It should be about status consciousness and money-shame.
- Later
- A fire truck.
- What did your father say to you?
- What do you want
- From me,
- Mother?
Votey Transcript[edit]
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- [Describe panel here]
- The firetruck, being a common gift, indicates that you aren't special
- John
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