2012-05-09

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2012-05-09

Title text: 2012-05-09

Votey

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You're under arrest for

Oh, it's okay. The conscious part of my brain isn't directly experiencing

Smoking marijuana.

The active ingredients.

The cannabinoids are just triggering cell receptors that release chemicals my conscious mind then enjoys.

Strictly speaking, you ought to prosecute my hands for transporting illicit goods, my lungs for smuggling them into my body, and my cannabinoid receptors for actually taking the drugs.

My frontal lobe, which you're currently speaking to, may have made some suggestions to the other actors, but they were the ones who did the deed. Arresting my ego would be like arresting someone

For walking into a room

Filled with pot smoke.

Hey!

Don't get mad at me. My hands are just obeying the frontal lobes in congress.

I hate those frontal lobes.'

Votey Transcript

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Jesus. I need to do more penis jokes 1

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