2011-11-04

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2011-11-04

Title text: 2011-11-04

Votey

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According to my online prediction market there's an 87% chance we'll have sex tonight!

What? You have a prediction market for our sex life?

Oh yeah. Shares are up 300% over yesterday

How do they

Analyze?

Oh, lots of stuff past sex rate, most recent sex act, your internet browsing habits, your hormone profile

My hormone profile?! How did they get that?

Your gyno is in the prediction market

What?

Yeah it's weird like that's insider trading dude

What the- shares just dropped 10% on news of your facial expession./

Facial expr how they knowthat?

Well, you gotta supply some data, otherwise how do you have a market? So, I installed some cameras to-oh mygod it's down another tenpoints:

Quick/let's have sex while it's above 50%!

Forget it! I'm going to a hotel

No! Thiscould causeamarket collapse!

It's down 86% now! 86%

This is going to ripple through the entire prediction sistem!

Caption: My penis is too big to fail

Votey Transcript

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That last line would be a great epitaph. O df i

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