2011-10-09

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2011-10-09

Title text: 2011-10-09

Votey

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I'm a vegetarian because I don't like the idea of killing conscious beings for food.

But plant cultivation kills

Lots of small animals. Ranching destroys a smaller amount of large animals.

I guess the issue would be which approach kills the fewest neurons.

But are all neurons equal? If a million roundworm neurons die, you don't feel too bad. If a million monkey neurons die, you do.

So, let's gee.. We want the best ratio of meat to consciousness, so you take the quantity of neurons killed, but weight each neuron on how complex of a system it's in. So, we'd want a large animal, preferably _fatty who's stupid..

We'd want we'd want oh god no.

Panda

Baby walrus

Overweight koala

Ethicalness of eating an animal

Caption: Cuteness of that animal

Votey Transcript

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