2011-07-10

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2011-07-10

Title text: 2011-07-10

Votey

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The aliens believed they were the center of the universe.

Greetings, humans. We are the zorblaxians: Chosen people of the multiverse maker.

We disagreed.

Oh, ha! We got over that chauvinism long ago. Each tribe believed it was central, but was wrong. We thought the earthi was central and that was wrong. We thought this galaxy was central, and that was wrong.

It turned out that their experience had been different from ours.

See how the entire universe forms a wheel with spokes that meet in the center at zorblax prime? Also, when you combine the rhythms of all pulsar emissions and express them as musical tones, it forms the zorblaxian national anthem. Oh! And starting at the digit of pi, there's a code that translates to "hooray for zorblax.

This was sad, but briefly hopeful.

Can. Can we join you?

Oh, sorry. Our religion only allowsus to ally with ensouled creatures.

After they left, humanity felt empty. Alone. Devoid of purpose

They're gone. And we're

And all they left us was these zorblax is #1" foam hands.

Nothing

Having collectively hit rock bottom, we decided as a group to give our lives meaning.

I'm announcing a radical shift in our economy.

No more war. No more waste. We shall orient our

Entire society around science and technology, and we shall claim our manifest destiny!

And whtin a few thousand years. We did it.

Suck zorblay!

Votey Transcript

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Daddy.-when humans die, do they go to heaven?

Uh sure they goto people heaven."

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