2011-07-03

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2011-07-03

Title text: 2011-07-03

Votey

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To punish my high schoolers for overusing their thesauri, I set up a fake website

It lookedi like a thesaurus but was nothing but fancy-sounding - fake words.

Conversation: synonyms - speechitating, mutuodialogtion, sonocommunicessence antonyms - invertoloquacitation, subsussurus, quieticitousness

Conversion: synonyms - revelactation, modifiction, morphatorium antonyms - sameulacrum, nonunstaunch, sticktothativeness

Sure enough they were all indulging in needless thesaurus abuse.

And Ophelia thusfore, was feigning insanita-tion, which subsequesterly morphatoriated into actual insanitation.

Subsequesterly, Hamlet, having pretensized his insanitation went insanitoid, as he reacti-fied to such a paintastic situality.

The inevitated outcome is the morphatorium

I tried to tell them it was a prank, but by the time I did so, they were so used to the fake words, I couldnt communicate it was fake whatly regards fake her speechitating? I am lackrimonious as to that topicality

Soon, the entire student body was linguistically infected.

Wouldsest you accompanize me at prom in one half-fortnight?

It wouldsest be honorigible to me

I kept quiet and hoped for the best. In some ways, the emerging dialect was beautiful

As the solaroid settitates in the west, my heartoid sadoenations withouting you, my mind, depressed groanifies my speechitations.

Then I remembered they were all writing essays for college admission.

What speechitated harvard?

They anti-yessed my applicatrix!

Votey Transcript

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Thesaurus jokes? This is a new low.

Fachem a new nadir.

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