2011-06-25

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2011-06-25

Title text: 2011-06-25

Votey

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Madam president

You've invented time machine.

You wished to

See me?

A tachyon receiver. You can't travel just transmit information.

Our democracy allows citizens one presidential vote every four years. So, technically, there'd be nothing wrong with allowing future people to cast votes in future elections.

True. Except those future people, having lived through your presidency would know not to vote for you since you used science for evil

Except they already cast their votes for me, so it's too late.

But, if you allow future people to vote, the people from four years from now will be mad. And when they become

The people from eight

Years from now will

Vote against you in the current election.

But if we assume population keeps growing the smart thing is to get the population from the furthest future time and court them as a constituency.

Uhh.

Newsnet

Distant future constituency calls for lower taxes, more delicious human meats."

Caption: President refuses all press meetings. Refers. To present as "flyover era"

Votey Transcript

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President to apologize for believing time machine hoax

"sorry bout all the murder."

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