2011-05-09

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2011-05-09

Title text: 2011-05-09

Votey

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How to be a conspiracy theorist

Step 1: Collect information

Moon "landing:" land? The moon's not a land. It's a planet. Something's going on here, and I'm the only one who sees it.

Step 2: Find connections

"moon" has four letters. "fore" is what you shout in golf. Golf was invented in scotland. Scottish descendents created medonald's. Donalo is a cartoon duck, and you know who

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Didn't duck in time? Abraham lincoln.

Step 3: Build a network of connections, so vast that the removal of any particular link can't affect the overall structure.

Hypno the en t illuminati

Landing

Mensional

Step 4: Having used thousands of data points to disprove the consensus, substitute your unsubstantiated speculations.

So, what did happen?

Chinese shadow congress was hiding the soviet-werewolf hybrid program.

How do you know?

Caption: I got a hunch.

Votey Transcript

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Proof that elvis is alive and a warlock? Elvis tists I lives

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