2011-04-10

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2011-04-10

Title text: 2011-04-10

Votey

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Problem: If you bribe kids into reading, they won't appreciate its intrinsic value.

Typical parenting solution

You don't have to read this, but I hope you will because it's wonderful.

Moby-dick

Sociologist parent's solution

We just have to adjust parameters in the child's environment so it conceives of learning as the general optimum solution.

Politician parent's solution

I'll give you 50 bucks if you appreciate the intrinsic value of this.

Moby-dick

Votey Transcript

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What's with all the parenting jokes?

I'm pregnant!

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