2011-01-28

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2011-01-28

Title text: 2011-01-28

Votey

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It's called a "club" by swinging it, I can deposit a large amount of energy into another man's body, randomizing the affected area, thereby acquiring his woman.

It's called a "spear." the sharp end lowers the energy barrier to entering another man's body, so I can randomize a small selected area, thereby acquiring

His food.

It's called a "bow and arrow." by using the spring potential of this wood, I can deposit energy into this miniature spear, mwhich randomizes a selected area of another man's body, thereby acquiring his land

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It's called a "gun." by transferring the chemical energy in saltpeter to a metal ball,i can cause it to move through the air, then deposit leftover energy into another mans body, randomizing that area, thereby acquiring his status.

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It's called a "fusion bomb." by transferring the mass defect energy of hydrogen fusion to the surrounding area, I can randomize

The entire bodies of everyone present, thereby acquiring their government.

It's called an "antimatier bomb." by converting matter and antimatter into pure energy, I can randomize an entire

Planet, thereby acquiring the solar system.

It's called a gravity multiplier: By altering graviton interaction, I collapse reality into a single high energy point, randomizing everything, thereby-

13.75 billion years later

And we call it "the big bang.

Votey Transcript

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And we hope to one day kill some-one with k!!

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