2011-01-13

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2011-01-13

Title text: 2011-01-13

Votey

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Do-it-yourself machines!

"the skeptic confuser"

1

Find an old computer case.

2

Fill with cards that say "this is bullshit."

T

"This is Bullshit"

C

c

3

Cut a slit through which cards can be extracted.

4

Enjoy.

This machine reads minds.

What? Ask it what I'm thinking.

Votey Transcript

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1. !/usr/bin/perl

print "This program can read minds!\n";

print "Would you like to know what you are thinking? (y/n) : "; $answer = <STDIN>; chomp $answer;

if ($answer eq 'y') { print "Hold on.. reading your brain!\n"; sleep 5; print "You're thinking: 'This is bullshit!' '/n" } elsif ($answer eq 'n') { print "Yeah, I did a preliminary scan and I don't want to go there either.\n"; } else { print "Now I'm just thinking you're stupid. In"; }

print "\nThanks for playing!\n";

(Credit: Chason Chaffin)

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