Votey[edit]

Explanation[edit]

[Three lavishly dressed people are arguing with a man]

First guy: Hey! You owe my whores $400!

Second guy: Yeah?! Well he owes my whores $800!

Third guy: Oh yeah?! Well he owes me $2,000 for killing my whores!

Guy who's being yelled at (thinking): Okay, calm down. Relax, think - What would Jesus do?

Caption: For a split second, Fred attempted to wash the feet of a leper before ultimately being beaten to death.

[Fred is now shown lying in a pool of blood after being beaten up]

Fred: I'm gonna rise in three days!

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