Wisdom

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wisdom

Title text: The true wisdom can only be had from judgmental comic strips.

Votey

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Hi, validation hotline? I've decided to stay in my job even though I dislike it. Could you recast that in the form of mystical wisdom?

If you are to reach for the stars, your feet must be firmly

Planted

Oh god. Shoot. I just got an email saying I'm fired. Could you convince me that it's for the best?

The soul is a great whale and it must migrate to find sustenance.

Wait! I just read my user agreement and realized this is costing me $200 per aphorism. Can you justify that expenditure for me before I hang up?

The wise man knows you're not going to ask for a fourth one so the third one doesn't have to be good.

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Makin' a difference!

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