Washington

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washington

Title text: Ben Franklin helped by shooting lightning from a magic key.

Votey

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Dad, I read that washington had false teeth. Why is that?

A redcoat would punch washington, thinking hed knocked out his teeth.

But those were decoy teeth.

To fight the british.

Then, washington would activate his real teeth, and go for the jugular

But I thought washington "could not tell a lie."

Where do you think the phrase "to lie through ones teeth" comes from?

Are you sure?

But he didn't actually say a lie.

Ohmygod

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Votey Transcript

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You should watch more news shows, opinion son

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