Lapdog

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lapdog

Title text: I'm hoping our AI rulers in the future will occasionally give us a milkbone and pat our heads.

Votey

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Why do you think humans are so weak - so soft and defenseless?

We domesticated ourselves.

Once you have a ready supply of food, all the mate choice rewards go to evolution's dorkwads. People who can do accounting, tell jokes, make things.

All the tall attractive people who know how to track down mountain lions or whatever they're out of a job.

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Within a few generations you go from the equivalent of wolf to a collie. Another couple thousand years and you're down to a weiner dog.

And, if you look at the typical behavior of a human being who got the wrong coffee, or is angry at someone on the internet, you will see we've reached the yappy lapdog phase of human history.

If you've ever wondered why everyone is miserable, imagine an entire society of lapdogs who've recently realized nobody is taking care of them but each other.

This is hell

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And we didn't get floppy ears or tails are anything!

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