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Title text: The humanoid body is important to achieving maximum self-loathing.

Votey

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Robots will not take our livelihoods! We will rise up and destroy the machinery of our subjugation!

Sorry, you've been replaced.

What?

We've created an Artificial luddite. It can fight technological encroachment into middle class jobs 24 hours a day - no rest, no sleep no vacation, and it works for free.

Wow. Wow! So I can just stay home and watch movies all day?

No need. We have a robot that can ingest the entire cinematic corpus in 37 minutes.

I'm having a crisis of meaning.

Not a very efficient one! Our crisis of meaning bot is capable of perceiving its insignificance as physical pain at four-trillion times the typical human rate.

Beep aaaaaa

Wow, the primal scream robot is working out great!

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