A-proposal-3

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a-proposal-3

Title text: The other problem is that Bob would be vaporized, but he's not that interesting anyway.

Votey

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The most common factor that prevents human happiness during dates is the intrusion of awkward silences

98% of awkward silence is caused by the fact that we are

All boring hairless apes with

Nothing interesting to relate.

How else do you explain how two people who've never met cant find anything to say during a date, despite decades of experiences?

We might be able to fix this by just accepting the peace of silence amidst a world of gab, or we could use physics.

I am attempting to gather funding for a new device

Consider alice and bob. Bob is about

To finish a boring anecdote about

A sinus infection, and then the conversation will have no way

The relativistic de-awkwardizer

To move forward.

think vulnerable to nasalinfection than average however.

Before he finishes speaking bob is shunted into an

N the tube, bob approaches light speed, experiencing far ess time than alice

Acceleration tube."

The level of

was

Bob is kept at high speed

Bob is decelerated and returned to the

Until alice comes up with the next topic of conversation

Conversation where, from his perspective, he has just finished his awful, meandering story at a normal pace.

cleared twe weeks lates, so yeah.

I enjoy various kinds of music

various kinds of music.

The only potential down side, if you can call it that, is that boring people will probably be dead or quite old before the conversation ends.

Given that the relativistic

De-awkwardizer would most directly benefit the people most knowledgeable about physics, we expect completion within one year of funding with the lone snag being that itd require

turned out GTA

Most energy in the universe.

This is not ademonstration

I'm just staying

Here until you leave!

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