2011-09-18

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2011-09-18

Title text: 2011-09-18

Votey

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Oh, oracle. Should I cross the river and make war on persia?

If you cross that river, a great

Empire shall be

Destroyed..

Soon.

Ohhh! I get it. She meant my empire. Cute.

Later

Oh, oracle.. How long shall my reign last?

Until a mule is king of the medeans.

Aha! That's impossible

So she means I'll rule forever

And

Ohhh! "mule" referzed to cyrus, who is half persian half greek. Clever.

Later

Why can't oujustgive straight predictions? Why is everything a mystery?!

You will die this

Year. Your empire

Will fall forever

Soon after. Ancient

Greeks are mostly

Remembered for

Pederasty.

Okay, go back to the old

Way.

You shall be known

I'll take it!

For conquering many young

Caption: Warriors.

Votey Transcript

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Everybody likes croesus jokes! Isk

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