2011-09-09

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2011-09-09

Title text: 2011-09-09

Votey

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Engineering became popular.

A happy citizen is a productive citizen. So, sadness is banned!

Some people opposed it, but they turned out to be criminals

The anti-sadness law makes me sad

I'd be happy to arrest

you,

An underground psychology market developed

How much for you to make me sad?

500 for 30 minutes

I'd like to finish in tears.

Unhappy endings are 200 extra

A government campaign was created to transmute policy intoethics where'd you learn to be so sad, betsy?

I learned it from you dad!

To facilitate the change, spectrum of emotions were identified as gateway feelings.

It's just a little anxiety

Law says that's okay for now. But if I catch you experiencing vexation in this neighborhood, your ass is mine

Officer/

As jails became overcrowded, the powers that be were forced to rethink things

Ever since we jailed all sad people government jobs are 99% vacant. Something has to

Change!

A new program was created

Vouchers will be issued for all in need/those working in high impact fields such as telemarketing and dmv clerking will b6 allowed an almost infinite supply of malaise credits you are now free to feel terrible.'

Hooray/

There was an initial outpouring of bad emotions in reaction to the change

Dude! I got 100 vouchers. Let's get completely sadfaced!

Most of the things you've ever done have already been forgotten

H.Yeah that's the stuff.

But soon things were if a bit slower

Back

To

Normal..

I think we should break up

Caption: But sandy, I... oh, one sec. I need to check my account before I react to this.

Votey Transcript

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I only have this passive-aggression voucher. So I guess you can leave me. Whatever.

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