Garden-2

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garden-2

Title text: This is 100% autobiographical except for all the interesting parts.

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[Autogenerated transcript]

Step aside sir. We must access your vegetable garden.

Global warming is happening faster than expected. Your government is trying to find species that can thrive under the worst possible conditions.

Why?

Look! These carrots are mostly dead, but one of them appears to have survived going without water for

Weeks, then suddenly being inundated.

Well, you forget and then you gotta make up for

Lost time.

We must have

Wow, look at this. He's trying to grow tomatoes in literal trash.

That's compost! It's just fresh!

Its genome.

My god he planted beans right above a septic system. It's soaking in filth and household effluent.

Above a septic system. Not in. Above is okay because it's not touching

Anything that can survive so much drought, flooding and human waste is ahead of the evolutionary curve.

Plants are tough, okay? You guys should see the beets I grew in used cooking oil.

Shut down all other

Investigations. Earth is saved.

Caption: smbc-comics.com

Votey Transcript

[Autogenerated transcript]

Very furny, but get rid of your trash pile.

you're a pile

In

so

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