Lunar-reconaissance
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Title text: With apologies to the LRO team and Apollo 17. |
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[An orbiter orbits the Moon.]
- Phil (through comm): Okay, lunar reconnaissance orbiter, we've got you locked on the Apollo 17 landing site.
[Phil Plait in NASA headquarters, speaking to the astronauts through the control panel.]
- Phil: Now, we can see where the last men on the moon roved. Where Gene Cernan put just a few more ruts in the regolith, knowing full well nobody would see this place for a long long time. The place where Harrison Schmitt wandered through...
- [Close up of a pissed Phil Plait.]
- Phil: LRO, kill the live feed.
- [Photorealistic shot of an erect penis drawn in the moon dust with rover tracks.]
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- [Phil seethes.]
- Phil: So...jealous...
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