universal

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Votey

Explanation

[A naked man is walking in a spaceship corridor, talking to an alien]

Human: Zorgag, are there any human universals? Any behaviors we all engage in?

Zorgag: Only one.

[Further side shot]

Human: Community?

Zorgag: Common, with exceptions.

Human: Revulsion for feces?

Zorgag: Very popular but with deviation.

[Front shot]

Human: Religion?

Zorgag: 80% tops.

Human: War?

Zorgag: Switzerland.

[Far back shot]

Human: So…

Zorgag: That thing where you pretend your belly button is a mouth and the nipples are eyeballs.

[The man looks sad and disappointed]

[The man now has a more neutral face, Zorgag continues to talk]

Zorgag: Woman, man, child, old, young, all races, all religions. Murderers do it. The pope does it.

Zorgag: Nipple-faces, and nothing else, binds you.

[Close-up on Zorgag, looking at the man]

Zorgag: I see you are shocked.

[Close-up on the man's torso. When interpreting the nipple as eyes and the belly button as a mouth, it looks like a shocked face.]

[Similar as the last panel, but now looks like a sad face]

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