Votey

Explanation

[Woman sitting at computer]

Demon: I have come for you, young lady! We must sacrifice a virgin to the demons!

Woman: I'm not a virgin!

Demon: Please. You spend 18 hours a day arguing about anime online.

Woman: Okay, take me to the demons.

Head Demon: Now I shall psychically devour your pure oh my god. Your browser history is worse than the necronomicon.

Woman: Maybe you should reconsider "virgin" as a category.

Head Demon: What is she doing with that sea cucumber?!

Head Demon: I'm gonna go back to being a lobbyist

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