A-realistic-alien-invasion

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a-realistic-alien-invasion

Title text: I am prepared to write comics for our alien conquerors.

Votey

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[Panel 1]

A little green alien holding a ray gun and wearing a little helmet at the top of its comically tall head confidently strides off of a flying saucer :across a green field toward the nearest human.

ALIEN: "We have come to take your planet!"

HUMAN, expressionless: "That's fine."

[Panel 2]

ALIEN: "But--"

HUMAN, holding a rope, interrupting the alien: "I don't think we're fit to govern ourselves. Here, I'll tie myself up."

[Panel 3]

ALIEN: "I don't think..."

HUMAN, partially tied up, interrupting again: "Could you help me with the ropes? I've failed because humans are failure."

[Panel 4]

ALIEN: "You sho--"

HUMAN, now fully tied, interrupting once again: "I'd ask another human, but humans are no longer capable of taking coordinated action."

[Panels 5 & 6]

ALIEN, flabbergasted: "You're kind of sapping the joy out of this."

HUMAN: "Can I work in your mines? Or perhaps you'd just like to eat me?"

[Panel 7]

ALIEN, looking confused and despondent: "You want to be eaten?"

HUMAN, showing a tinge of hope for the first time: "It'd be nice to contribute to something valuable."

[Panel 8]

ALIEN, alone, mouth agape: [speechless]

[Panel 9]

TITLE: "Later..."

ALIEN COWORKER: "How'd the conquest go?"

ALIEN, no longer wearing helmet, with a thousand yard stare: "It was a disaster."

ALIEN COWORKER: "What should we do?"

ALIEN: "...Send them a fruit basket?"

Votey Transcript

ALIEN, with tears flowing down its face: "We are so fortunate."

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